OUR FINAL SHOW: WINTER 2011

We’ve really had a good run, but the university caught wind of our offshore account in the Cayman Islands and has forced us to disband by the end of the quarter. So, for the love of all that’s crude and inappropriate in the world, come out and celebrate with us one last time before Asterik is NO MORE.

You have four (4) chances [IGNORE THE VIDEO] to see the end of a dynasty, and we’ll make sure it’ll be a night you’ll never forget.

THURS, FEB 3 @ 11PM
FRI, FEB 4 @ 11PM
SAT, FEB 5 @ 8 and 11PM

JONES GREAT ROOM
$5

[featuring a beep-ton of new songs by artists like: the Barenaked Ladies, Dispatch, Kings of Leon, Cee Lo Green, the Lonely Island, and more!]

Bring some tissues… and maybe an old sock?